Friday, August 28, 2009

Natalie Portman is a Freak!


What can Natalie Portman say or do that doesn’t make me catch wood* or at least spark some interest? After her Eazy-E-inspired SNL Digital Short “Natalie Rap”, this news shouldn’t be too surprising but it caught my attention regardless: NatPo listens to hip hop. “Obscene” hip hop! Check out this excerpt from a recent interview conducted by Jake Gyllenhaal:
GYLLENHAAL: What song best describes your current state?

PORTMAN: My current state . . . I'm trying to think of a song that feels like sleepwalking. [laughs] I don't know. I've mostly been listening to dirty rap lately. That's sort of my scene.

GYLLENHAAL: Your affection for dirty rap is something that people really don't know about you, which I think is fascinating. You do incredible things for the world, and then you listen to just completely obscene hip-hop music.

PORTMAN: Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. Those are like my two favorite things, so combined . . . I've been listening a lot lately to "Wait (The Whisper Song)" by the Ying Yang Twins, where the lyrics are like, "Wait 'til you see my dick"--which is just amazing because it's whispered. [whispers] "Wait 'til you see my dick . . . " [laughs] Crazy. So I just listen to it like I'm a five-year-old, like, "Oh my god! I can't believe he just said that!"
Get at me, Natalie! We can share some “Freaky Tales”, word to Todd Shaw.



*P.S. Have you heard the rumors of an upcoming sex scene with Mila Kunis? Dayum!

P.P.S. Currently Playing: Nas - Still Dreaming (feat. Kanye West & Chrisette Michele)