#7
Timbaland - Give it to Me (feat. Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake)
A posse cut with subliminal disses strung around throughout the lyrics. Oh, I forgot to mention: the 'posse' consists of a pair of pop artists.
LAME!
[1,000,000 spins on every radio station later...]
LAME & ANNOYING AS F*CK!!!
#6
Akon - Don't Matter
Okay, don't me wrong: this song wasn't that bad. But 'kon totally swiped and jack the melody of R. Kelly's 'Ignition (Remix)' on this one. SMH!
#5
Fergie - Glamorous (feat. Ludacris)
After a while, I gave in to 'Fergalicious', but this one was just horrible... Please, someone tell her that only Biggie and Fabolous get a pass on spelling out words that end with '-ous'. It's a Brooklyn thing.
#4
Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss (feat. T-Pain)
Whiny overload. Need I say more? Hot beat though...
#3
T-Pain - Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin') (feat. Yung Joc)
There are simply no redeeming qualities about this song...
At all!
'nuff said.
#2
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
Horribly annoying song that hopefully didn't inspire anyone to actually kill themselves. Although I've gotta say: who wouldn't have suicidal thoughts after hearing this trash. LOL.
Speaking of 'Suicidal Thoughts', an interesting fact: The video for this film was shot inside Johnnie's Diner, an inoperative building in Los Angeles which replicates the look of old school burger shops/breakfast spots. The building itself is only used for filming: movies, tv shows, music videos. On the corner of Wilshire and Fairfax, the building is directly adjacent to the Peterson Automotive Museum. This is the same corner where Christopher Wallace, a.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G., was gunned down. I just think this whole thing's interesting particularly due to the fact that Sean Kingston looks like a young Biggie. Just sayin'....
Aight, and the #1 'Monster Hit of 2007 That Made Me Want to Destroy My Radio and/or Jump in Front of a Moving Truck' is...
#1
Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy)
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a statistic that stated that as soon as this song became a hit, the number of atheists in the world boosted at an exorbitant rate.
Seriously, why would G-d allow this?
More lists coming soon!
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