Friday, August 28, 2009

Natalie Portman is a Freak!

What can Natalie Portman say or do that doesn’t make me catch wood* or at least spark some interest? After her Eazy-E-inspired SNL Digital Short “Natalie Rap”, this news shouldn’t be too surprising but it caught my attention regardless: NatPo listens to hip hop. “Obscene” hip hop! Check out this excerpt from a recent interview conducted by Jake Gyllenhaal:
GYLLENHAAL: What song best describes your current state?

PORTMAN: My current state . . . I'm trying to think of a song that feels like sleepwalking. [laughs] I don't know. I've mostly been listening to dirty rap lately. That's sort of my scene.

GYLLENHAAL: Your affection for dirty rap is something that people really don't know about you, which I think is fascinating. You do incredible things for the world, and then you listen to just completely obscene hip-hop music.

PORTMAN: Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. Those are like my two favorite things, so combined . . . I've been listening a lot lately to "Wait (The Whisper Song)" by the Ying Yang Twins, where the lyrics are like, "Wait 'til you see my dick"--which is just amazing because it's whispered. [whispers] "Wait 'til you see my dick . . . " [laughs] Crazy. So I just listen to it like I'm a five-year-old, like, "Oh my god! I can't believe he just said that!"
Get at me, Natalie! We can share some “Freaky Tales”, word to Todd Shaw.

*P.S. Have you heard the rumors of an upcoming sex scene with Mila Kunis? Dayum!

P.P.S. Currently Playing: Nas - Still Dreaming (feat. Kanye West & Chrisette Michele)


  1. she can come to chicago...i'd put a hurtin on that ivy league hiney

  2. I feel you, so you must have loved that flik Hotel Chavalier?

  3. Natalie has been hanging out with Shawn Carter.

    For real.

    Hov is the man, man.

    Jay got all the white chicks chillin with him.

    For Ivan.