Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Official Unauthorized Guide to #PapooseSaid


If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

If I slander Papoose's name, is it a Pap Smear?

I'm not quite sure why I did it, but I spent a good hour or so of my day today going ham on the #PapooseSaid hashtag on Twitter. The results are quite humorous. Here is a full, chronological time line of the carnage I unleashed on the internets. Enjoy:
"I don't know what you actin' heartless for/ When you know you a target like a department store/" #PapooseSaid
"I make your record look bad like a felony" #PapooseSaid
"I stick my gun up your ass, have you sitting on chrome" #PapooseSaid
"Some of my n****s lay in caskets/ They couldn't survive the Heat like the Mavericks/" #PapooseSaid #HowTimesHaveChanged
"That n***a got a glass jaw/ I bet he wash his face with Windex/" #PapooseSaid
"Freestyling ain’t writing things down/ I’m like Jadakiss with bail money, I really free Styles/" #PapooseSaid
"Stop living in denial/ The Nile is a river in Egypt/" #PapooseSaid
"I got enough songs to dress you in a sweater/ I put out more material than polyester/" #PapooseSaid
"If he think bullets don’t burn, hit him in the side with the revolver/ I bet you’ll give him side burns like a barber/" #PapooseSaid
"My gun is like a jeweler, 'cause it make your ear ring" #PapooseSaid
"If I was a Blood, I'd split the C like I'm Moses" #PapooseSaid
"You say you all about cheese, what you some kind of mouse?" #PapooseSaid
"They mention me on the internet more than half of y’all/ 'Cause my name enter the net like a basketball/" #PapooseSaid
"N****s actin' like they don't respect my handle/ I put fire on wax just like candles/" #PapooseSaid
"I get more butt than an excuse" #PapooseSaid
"Son know he can’t come in my hood, 'cause I'ma hurt him/ I stop son from coming in like curtains/" #PapooseSaid
"Bitch, you better ride my dick and pedal my balls" #PapooseSaid
"I rolled 6-6-6 and beat the Devil at dice" #PapooseSaid
"If knowledge is the key, I'm selling crack to the whole industry" #PapooseSaid
"Ma, I think you're crazy if you don't deep throat/ You serve no purpose like a slow speed boat/" #PapooseSaid #IDiedLaughingAtThatOne
"Gang banging spreading like a disease called meningitis/ They sick with the Bs and Cs like hepatitis/" #PapooseSaid #KillMeNow
"I come with a bang like a pony tail" #PapooseSaid #WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT
"Y'all n****s is Jews, so I'ma outdo Hitler" #PapooseSaid #Um #Yeah #IKindaTakeOffenseToThat #Being #Um #JewishAndAll #InsertEllipsis
"Don’t talk about gang banging, my homies throw them Bs up crazy/ So in the street I keep B with me like Jay-Z/" #PapooseSaid #Every1sABlood
"I don’t like to argue, that's that female fag mess/ I get @ n****s like a e-mail address/" #PapooseSaid #Y2KFlow
"I stay with the desert like Arizona" #PapooseSaid #PleaseShootMeWithADesertEaglePlease
"I stack bread while you spending ya dough/ I must stash (mustache) like the hair between your lip and your nose" #PapooseSaid #ThereIsNoGod
"I don’t bow down to no man, I’m not a Buddhist" #PapooseSaid #CauseThatsWhatBuddhistsDo
"I'll put the beats on 'em like the Neptunes/ Give 'em two black eyes like a raccoon/" #PapooseSaid #AnybodyHaveSomeCyanide
"I got yeyo for sale, great dro for sale/ Heavyweight hustler, my weight broke the scale/" #PapooseSaid #HustlinHustlin
"Clap you and go on the run with the rifle/ I'ma stay on the run like a pair of shell tops in the Bible/" #PapooseSaid #WhatDoesThatEvenMean
"Always see things coming, I was never blind/ To me it's 13 o'clock, I'm ahead of time/" #PapooseSaid #NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo
"N****s will make u think the beef dead, then wait for u outside ur house/ That's why I stay on top of my beef like sauerkraut" #PapooseSaid
"I'm like a hospital for animals..." #WaitForIt #WaitForIt "...I'm a vet" #PapooseSaid #FuckMyLife
"That's why I give it to him with no hesitation/ You a coward, I push your sh*t back like constipation/" #PapooseSaid #ThisCantBeLife
"Talkin' indirect like they bad as me/ I take a rapper head off and tell 'em fatality/" #PapooseSaid #ChortleKombat
"Haters leave like a tree" #PapooseSaid #NoReallyPapooseSaid
"I take my time... y'all be rushin' (Russian) like the Soviet Union" #PapooseSaid #PushMeIntoTraffic
"The bullets gon' travel like a ball player who won't dribble" #PapooseSaid #TechnicalFoul
"Now the stakes (steaks) are high, like the top shelf of the meat market/" #PapooseSaid #GetTheOuttaHere
"Now you're lost like a person without a map" #PapooseSaid #MapQuestHomie
"Messing around u'll get black buried like a cell phone" #PapooseSaid #ImSorryTheNumberYouHaveDialedHasBeenDisconnected #KillYoSelf
"Rappers is unstable so they thoughts is weak/ I'm stable like the places where the horses sleep/" #PapooseSaid #Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh #No
"Yeah they got grams, but they grams just ain't right/ My grams is like a hammerhead shark, great white/" #PapooseSaid #SharkWeekFlow
"I gun-but, with a butt naked gun so we can have a weapon orgy/" #PapooseSaid #Seriously
"I'm a cannibal, but not really 'cause I don't eat people/ I eat chicken and salads and other things of that nature/" #PapooseSaid #Whaaaaa-
"I'm ill like someone who is sick or is not feeling well" #PapooseSaid #INeedADoctor #CallMeADoctor #INeedADoctor #Doctor #2BringMeBack2Life
Nacirema Dream coming soon #PapooseSaid #ROFLCOPTER
"I hit you with a bat, you can call me the Batman" #PapooseSaid #WhereDCComicsLawyersAt
"He hop up, I shoot him in the hip... you can call that hip hop" #PapooseSaid #ItsBiggerThanHipHop
"My mind stay sharper then a recently sharpened pencil" #PapooseSaid #IDontHaveAsthmaButIStillNeedAnInhaler
"I'm a ex-boxer (Xbox-er) but I have PS3" #PapooseSaid #Gamer #Lamer
"I'm a smart dog like a golden retriever/" #PapooseSaid #CmereBoy #Sit #Sit #Stay #PlayDead #GoodBoy
"I was young until my balls dropped like I had butter fingers" #PapooseSaid #IDontEven-
"I'm like the bones in Fat Joe legs... I move crack" #PapooseSaid #CookCokeCrack
"I'm like the R&B singer Keri... I'm from the Hills, son (Hilson)" #PapooseSaid #IWannaFuckKeriHilson #ThingsThatNeedToBeSaid
"I beat you like them African boys be beatin them drums" #PapooseSaid #WordToTheMotherland
"Battling me is harder than returning a recent purchase without a receipt" #PapooseSaid #PutsRopeAroundNeck
"I force it (faucet) like the water and the dishes in the sink" #PapooseSaid #Jumps
"My flow is butter/ While yours is only margarine-ally (marginally) good/" #PapooseSaid #ThatOneTakesThe ... #Cake ... #OkayGoAheadAndKillMe