Chris Hansen Would Like a Word with Me(?)

I’m gonna need a late pass on this one: About a month ago, Ich Lüge Bullets published a post about your truly. Hilarity ensues:

So anyway, in between its usual award-winning mix of K’Naan MP3s and Jewish self-loathing, Hip Hop Is Read recently contained this little post. The “HHH” in question refers to “hot Hebrew honey”, rather than pro-wrestling’s favourite Lemmy fanboy.

Now, Michelle Trachtenberg was born in 1985. Harriet the Spy was filmed in 1995, when Trachtenberg was 10-years-old. Let me repeat that: 10-years-old. I mean, yeah, this is the internet and we’re all kinda used to dudes making with the lech comments over Hillary Duff or Evanna Lynch as they enter the flush of womanhood and before they become heroin addicts, but… 10-YEARS-OLD. Just think, next time you download a sample set off of that guy, you’re downloading MP3s compiled by a man who wants to fuck pre-teens. It’s up to you to decide whether that’s something you want on your conscience.

The post was titled 'Which rap blogger wants to have sex with a 10-year-old girl?'. ROFLCopter! Rafi’s comment pretty much sums up my position. Still… El. Oh. El. (The funniest part of it all might just be one of the post labels: ‘Hip Hop Is Paed’) Props to Dom for making me laugh, even if it’s at my own expense.

UPDATE: Check out this hilarious Chris Hansen soundboard.