Tuesday, February 16, 2010

In the Beginning, There Was Justin Bieber

…and that’s the image that prompted me to rush out of my bedroom, into my bathroom, in a somatic effort to puke out my innards with a violent rage unmatched by the very earthquake that struck Haiti. Okay. That’s a stretch. But boy, oh, boy was “We Are the World 25” an epic fail or what? Quincy and Lionel should be ashamed of themselves. Hasn’t Haiti suffered enough? Mike must be moon rolling (?) in his grave right now.

Was is that bad? Yes, yes it was. Oh, and by the way, Jay won. Again.