Sunday, March 14, 2010

Chris Hansen Would Like a Word with Me(?)


I’m gonna need a late pass on this one: About a month ago, Ich Lüge Bullets published a post about your truly. Hilarity ensues:
So anyway, in between its usual award-winning mix of K’Naan MP3s and Jewish self-loathing, Hip Hop Is Read recently contained this little post. The “HHH” in question refers to “hot Hebrew honey”, rather than pro-wrestling’s favourite Lemmy fanboy.

Now, Michelle Trachtenberg was born in 1985. Harriet the Spy was filmed in 1995, when Trachtenberg was 10-years-old. Let me repeat that: 10-years-old. I mean, yeah, this is the internet and we’re all kinda used to dudes making with the lech comments over Hillary Duff or Evanna Lynch as they enter the flush of womanhood and before they become heroin addicts, but… 10-YEARS-OLD. Just think, next time you download a sample set off of that guy, you’re downloading MP3s compiled by a man who wants to fuck pre-teens. It’s up to you to decide whether that’s something you want on your conscience.
The post was titled 'Which rap blogger wants to have sex with a 10-year-old girl?'. ROFLCopter! Rafi’s comment pretty much sums up my position. Still… El. Oh. El. (The funniest part of it all might just be one of the post labels: ‘Hip Hop Is Paed’) Props to Dom for making me laugh, even if it’s at my own expense.

UPDATE: Check out this hilarious Chris Hansen soundboard.

14 comments:

  1. i thought you were an idiot when you posted it originally, and now i think your an ass too. because i doubt you meant that, but you allude to something frowned upon by anyone with a heart that beats for good, what's worse is you attempt laughing it off, typical. you are indeed despicable.

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  2. i was in love with her when she was on pete and pete and even younger than harriet the spy. we are the same age pretty much and thats what i thought you meant. so unless youre 40 who cares. and even if you are, i cant pass up a hot sample set when i see one no matter the source....holla

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  3. @anon #2: Well, I was born in '87 - so I'm actually younger than her. Pete and Pete was my shit back then too lol. Nickelodeon was pretty great in the 90s.

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  4. Born is 85. How old is that? Old enough...

    /Kanye mode.

    Blogger got nothing better to do than to try and insinuate something that isnt there?

    This one flew over my head as I dont know much about MT, although I did browse the Complex pics recently.

    Arent we allowed to have crushes in our youth anymore? This dude needs to get his facts straight before he accuses someone of this kinda shit cos it can leave a bad smell even though Ivan isnt being fishy.

    Also "Gay music crtic in-reference"? Sheeeeit...

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  5. born in 84...loved pete and pete...never for a second thought this was a sketchy post...makes you wonder about ich luge or whatever...way more important things in the world to actually worry about

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  6. Amanda Bynes was always cute too :D

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  7. What's the problem?? It's 2010 and she's 25 yrs old.

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  8. LOL. This totally made my day. Btw, any thoughts on the new Gorrilaz album?

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  9. O:

    and that comment you made about... umm no idea who her name is, MJ daughter #nopedo

    it all comes togeher!

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  10. Damn right Moose. That Paris Jackson comment was suspect...

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  11. What Paris Jackson comment?

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  12. Was is some Twitter talk about PJ being a future hottie or something? Can't remember exactly. Only joking anyway.

    Amanda Bynes tryna grow up with those Maxim pics too.

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  13. See that's what i'm tryin to say. its 2010, girl's well old enough to play with. Why is that guy hating? bahaha. i think it's hilarious

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  14. the guy calling out ivan is right, oddly is wasn't on the right girl, ivan is pedo for paris jackson. end of story. no defense. only ignorance on ivans part or ivans an actual sicko.

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