Lots of my friends are conservatives, but none of them are this deranged. I have a little theory that the antipathy by most gay-bashing conservatives stems from some sort of glossed-over sexual depravity due to a twisted childhood. But many I’m stretching it a bit… Still, what sick mind could it possibly occur to that Obama and Chavez had “something going on” behind “closed doors”? Col. Ralph Peters, that’s who! You know what? Fuck it, I hope these numskulls do secede from the United States!