Tuesday, April 14, 2009

David Shuster Is A Fucking Comedic Genius


Filling in for Keith Olbermann, MSNBC's David Shuster demolished the right-wing with enough hilariously immature double entendres to keep you from getting back on your chair after falling down, repeatedly. Check out these comedic gems:
It's gonna be 'Tea-Bagging Day' for the right-wing, and they are going nuts for it. Thousands of them whipped out the festivities early this past weekend, and while the parties are officially toothless, the tea-baggers are full-throated about their goals. They wanna give President Obama a strong tongue-lashing and lick government spending - spending they did not oppose when they were under presidents Bush and Reagan ... That's tea-bagging in a nutshell ... Then there is the media, specifically the FOX News Channel, including Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. Both are looking forward to an up-close and personal taste of tea-bagging themselves at events this Wednesday.
Please, make it stop. Please. Ehhhh, okay, here's one more:
We can only speculate why widespread tea-bagging made [Neil] Cavuto think of the Million Man March. Unless he got them confused with Dick Armey. And in Cavuto's defense, if you are planning simultaneous tea-bagging all around the country, you're gonna need a... Dick Armey.
My hat's off to you, David, and the brilliant writing staff over at Countdown. Take a bow... but not too low!

3 comments:

  1. Ugh off, take a joke. Or two.

    Take these two nuh---------------------

    ...nothing, nothing.

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  2. it was amused ugh.
    i heard Tom Green had a lonely tea bag waitin for you :0


    i keed

    uno.

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