Friday, February 6, 2009

Twitter E-Beef = Comedy Gold

Granted, this was all in jest, but to any onlooker, or just a straight-up fool, this exchange between DJs Green Lantern and Clinton Sparks was as real of a conversation as it gets:
ClintonSparks: @DJ_GREENLANTERN hello evil penis! whats new? i see you've been laying under the moon...are you afraid of the sun dude??

DJ_GREENLANTERN: @clintonsparks actually ive been laying under ur mom...ive been getting that ok to say on twitter..fuck it (we'll do it live)

ClintonSparks: @DJ_GREENLANTERN i didnt know you liked them that big & wonder ive never seen u around anything but men.

DJ_GREENLANTERN: @clintonsparks mom (not Baby Mom) will be on my show this monday...i will be showering her with gucci and she'll be shitting on him..LIVE

ClintonSparks: @DJ_GREENLANTERN huh? that doesnt even make sense...if ur gon play this game your gonna have to make sense superhero to the hood.

DJ_GREENLANTERN: @clintonsparks its a reference to a current event in hiphop feat. a huge star

DJ_GREENLANTERN: @clintonsparks whatever, u lost...haaa
Will it never end? Let's hope so.

UPDATE (hello TSS readers!): It continues!!!
ClintonSparks: @DJ_GREENLANTERN yeah but your translation was a reference to an illiterate interpretation of english.

ClintonSparks: @DJ_GREENLANTERN i am 50 & you are will never out joke me , tough guy. stick to being scary w/ gun shots.

ClintonSparks: @DJ_GREENLANTERN im holding back...pause...your turn.

DJ_GREENLANTERN: @clintonsparks and u should defntly not stray from the Ryan Seacrest lane...its competitive over here in the scary gunshot lane

ClintonSparks: @DJ_GREENLANTERN not for you buddy. in the word of the slick one. "there is no competition cause we are the best here"
What will tomorrow bring?



    ahhhhhhhhhhh BAHAHAHAHHA


  2. This whole Twitter thing is still lost on me but critical mass of usage is on the verge of forcing me to sign up anyway....

  3. It's worth it man. Some people use it to update their friends on what they're doing, moment-to-moment. That's lame.

    Instead, I just use it as an always active chatroom. A great way to chat with friends (and pornstats, djs, emcees....). LOL!