Sunday, February 12, 2012

What I Learned from the 54th Annual Grammy Awards

SMH, Jermaine...

Bruno Mars' band is amazing. His pompadour is not.

Taylor Swift needs to kill the whole "impressionable/innocent teenager from the South" schtick. You're 22 and you were born an hour away from Philly.

Bonnie Raitt made Alicia Keys sound like William Hung in comparison.

Rihanna and Katy Perry need to just f*ck already. And record it. And release it.

Otis .gifs > #OtisScream > "Otis".

Chris Brown is trapped in the 80s. Q*Bert and D.M.C.? I ain't even mad though...

Dave Grohl sh*tted on auto-tune harder [||] than Jay-Z on "D.O.A."

Bon Iver's got a great tailor.

"Tipsy" by J-Kwon is still kind of a guilty pleasure.

Lady Gaga is officially irrelevant.

Nicki Minaj is the Björk of hip hop.

Adele can do no wrong.

White people love LL Cool J.

I love Diana Ross.