Monday, February 1, 2010

Random Tweets from the 52nd Grammy Awards

Here's a brief sampling of the various thoughts that ran through my mind as I wasted three hours of my life last night:
Spilling peroxide down my urethra would probably be more entertaining than this......

Don't have 3d glasses? That's okay. Just cover your eyes with the palm of your hand. Better? I thought so. Now for the earplugs...

LMAO! Half the people Colbert thanked for the Christmas album have Jewish names... Ah, irony...

Digital killed the Doug E. Fresh star.

Paris Jackson is gonna be a bombshell in 10 years. #nopedo

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers + horrible singing = Black Eyed Peas

Vasectomy, vasectomy reversal, vasectomy, vasectomy reversal, vasectomy, vasectomy reversal, vasectomy, vasectomy reversal > Grammys

Using a wood chipper as a glory hole >>>> Placido Domingo and Mos Def's chemistry

Taylor Swift: "I'd like to thank my record label for letting me write my own songs" <---- the problem with music today... NOT bootleggers!
Yawn. One.