Here's a brief sampling of the various thoughts that ran through my mind as I wasted three hours of my life last night:
Spilling peroxide down my urethra would probably be more entertaining than this......Yawn. One.
Don't have 3d glasses? That's okay. Just cover your eyes with the palm of your hand. Better? I thought so. Now for the earplugs...
LMAO! Half the people Colbert thanked for the Christmas album have Jewish names... Ah, irony...
Digital killed the Doug E. Fresh star.
Paris Jackson is gonna be a bombshell in 10 years. #nopedo
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers + horrible singing = Black Eyed Peas
Vasectomy, vasectomy reversal, vasectomy, vasectomy reversal, vasectomy, vasectomy reversal, vasectomy, vasectomy reversal > Grammys
Using a wood chipper as a glory hole >>>> Placido Domingo and Mos Def's chemistry
Taylor Swift: "I'd like to thank my record label for letting me write my own songs" <---- the problem with music today... NOT bootleggers!