I'm sure you've heard by now, but if not, here it goes: Former(?) pornstar and potential political candidate for the Louisiana Senate, Stormy Daniels was arrested earlier in the week for domestic violence. Apparently she beat up her husband because he didn't do the laundry. Long story short, Stormy was held overnight and released on $1,000 bond. If you ask me, she got off easy. But then again, she's used to getting off easy, ain't she? ZING! By the way, just for the record, I'd let Stormy Daniels beat me up in exchange for lettin' me beat it up. Just sayin'. Guys, you know I'm right... Proof:
