To Live & (???) In L.A.

G'mornin' kiddies. Well, while you were snoozin' and dreaming of rainbows and unicorns, a DJ Khaled lookalike led LAPD on a slow-speed chase. In a Bentley. How'd it end? Homie offed himself*. Self-merkation as the lovely Ms. Amanda Diva would put it. We were having a whole lotta fun on Twitter. 'til the finale...

*or did he? 'Til the morning...