"[Bush] called Australians 'Austrians'. That's fucking ridiculous! It's completely fucking unacceptable! That's never happened in the history of American politics, ever! It's the worst moment ever! What the fuck? How you gonna go to Australia and call them 'Austrians'? What kind of stoner shit is that?
PART #2
I don't agree with his defense of Vick, but his Terry Bradshaw/John Elway parallel was on point.
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PART #3
"Yes, I expect my sports heroes to take steroids 'cuz the shit that they're expected to do is hard... Shit is crazy! Of course these motherfuckas is taking steroids. I hope they are!"
